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posted 11-26-2002 04:25 PM            

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After nearly dying...I'm just so thankful for being alive...let's make sure to remember what we have this Thanksgiving holiday guys...make sure people you love know it...and just smile and appreciate the lives you have.

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posted 11-26-2002 08:39 PM            

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we all have things to be thankful for. agreed.

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posted 11-27-2002 02:31 PM            

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> When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
> My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,
> Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,
> And he told me there was something that I had to know;
> His look and his tone I will always remember,
> When he told me of the horrors of..... Black November;
> "Come about August, now listen to me,
> Each day you'll get six meals instead of just three..
> "And soon you'll be thick, where once you were thin,
> and you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin;
> "And then one morning, when you're warm in your bed,
> In'll burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head;
> "Then she'll pluck out all your feathers so you're bald 'n pink,
> And scoop out all your insides and leave ya lyin' in the sink;
> "And then comes the worst part" he said not bluffing,
> "She'll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing."
> Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat,
> I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat,
> And decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked,
> I'd have to lay low and remain overlooked;
> I began a new diet of nuts and granola,
> High-roughage salads, juice and diet cola;
> And as they ate pastries, chocolates and crepes,
> I stayed in my room doing Jane Fonda tapes;
> I maintained my weight of two pounds and a half,
> And tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed;
> But 'twas I who was laughing, under my breath,
> As they chomped and they chewed, ever closer to death;
> And sure enough when Black November rolled around,
> I was the last turkey left in the entire compound;
> So now I'm a pet in the farmer's wife's lap;
> I haven't a worry, so I eat and I nap;
> She held me today, while sewing and humming,
> And smiled at me and said "Christmas is coming..."

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posted 11-28-2002 06:41 AM            

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(3rd time I posted this, I know I'm not original)

Zo ken ik er nog een Bert!

Er was eens een vrouwtje uit Epe
Die had t voltooid deelwoord niet goed begrepen
Zij vroeg na haar daad
Met haar mond vol met zaad
Heb ik nu gepijpt of gepepen

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posted 11-28-2002 11:04 AM         

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and... with the helpful aid of that traslating thingy, TPS has stated the following:

This way knowing I it still a Bert!

It which once a vrouwtje from Epe Those had completed t participle not well understood They asked after her action With her mouth full with seed I now blew gepijpt or

ummmmmm...

- madd

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posted 11-29-2002 01:42 AM            

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lol, sucky translater

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posted 11-29-2002 02:50 AM            

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There once was a lady from Epe, she didn't understand her tenses.
she asked after her deed, with a mouth filled with seed
Did I just give a blow job or a blew job.

No it doesn't rhyme in english :P bleh

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posted 11-29-2002 07:07 AM         

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not only doesnt rhyme but makes no sense either :P

p.s. hi TPS!

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posted 11-29-2002 08:22 AM            

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i like that lady

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posted 11-29-2002 09:27 AM         

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I am always thankful for the great friends I have, my family, and my health.

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posted 11-29-2002 03:42 PM         

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friends family women sex

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posted 11-29-2002 04:37 PM            

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is that a list or a sentence?

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posted 11-29-2002 06:11 PM            

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u guys are pathetic...this was supposed to be a post so that ppl could post what they were thankful for..and u turn it into some trashy piece of shit...i'm digusted

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posted 11-29-2002 08:15 PM            

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well you didnt tell us to post that...geez, chill dbob.

im thankful for pizza and my computer and my new wheelchair

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posted 11-30-2002 03:13 AM            

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If you're only gonna be thankful for one day then you could be an ass for the rest of the year, is that how it works?

Like on mother's day you need to show that you love your mother, like you DON'T do that all other 364 days in the year.

-TPS

ps: that woman from Epe was thankful for seed:P

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