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Topic: RICE
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The Pickle! Member Posts: 202 Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 11-25-2001 11:26 PM
To the Offspring's "Fly for a White Guy"Maui sau chi, kia maya sayan tao Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) And all the faggot say I'm pretty fly for a riceboy... You know it's kinda hard now to buy domestic A ricer isn't cool but he thinks it anyway He may not be fast and he may not have style but everything he lacks well he pulls it from his ass Refrain: So don't try and race it don't accelerate and you know it wasn't really worth it anyway He's gonna tear it up, the gears are shot for you know now, for you know now So if it don't go, just suck it in at least now you know you should always buy American The world hates riceboys hey what's with that huge ass wing? Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) And all the faggot say I'm pretty fly for a riceboy... He needs some new mods now not just a five inch tip He couldn't find a turbo so he bought a racing stripe Now cruisn' in his Civic he sees Mustangs as he pass and if he tries to pimp it they're gonna kick his japcrap ass So don't try and race it don't accelerate and you know it wasn't really worth it anyway He's gonna tear it up, the gears are shot for you know now, for you know now So if it don't go, just suck it in at least now you know you should always buy American The world hates riceboys hey what's with that huge ass wing? Now he's revving up his VTEC yeah he's making Minute Rice He asked for premium 93 but they gave him soy sauce Friends say hes tryin to hard and hes not quite in But in his own mind hes the rice king Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) And all the faggot say I'm pretty fly for a riceboy... So don't try and race it don't accelerate and you know it wasn't really worth it anyway He's gonna tear it up, the gears are shot for you know now, for you know now So if it don't go, just suck it in at least now you know you should always buy American The world hates riceboys hey what's with that huge ass wing?
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wald0 Member Posts: 316 Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 11-25-2001 11:38 PM
quote: Originally posted by The Pickle!: Now cruisn' in his Civic he sees Mustangs as he pass and if he tries to pimp it they're gonna kick his japcrap ass
this is my favorite part  ...probably cause i drive a 64 mustang  IP: Logged |
daz Member Posts: 42 Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 11-26-2001 12:00 AM
lol. I love mustang drivers who get a kick off of beating civics. nothing takes more skill than beating a japanese grocery-getter in a muscle car.IP: Logged |
wald0 Member Posts: 316 Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 11-26-2001 12:54 AM
quote: Originally posted by daz: lol. I love mustang drivers who get a kick off of beating civics. nothing takes more skill than beating a japanese grocery-getter in a muscle car.
i might get kicks out of beating little 4 bangers, but i dont only race them. when i get my 289 v8 in there it'll be a hell of a lot faster than it is now with an i6. hondas are funny IP: Logged |
Dodj Member Posts: 59 Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 11-26-2001 09:02 AM
rofl, u beating a civic and all, since they're just built for speed.IP: Logged |
The Pickle! Member Posts: 202 Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 11-26-2001 04:24 PM
most of the little civics and gay cars like that always pull up to me and rev THEIR engines....(swarm of bees sound)....this is how it happens in most cases. You just hafta smoke them and make them feel stupid then.IP: Logged |
EviL^JeDi Member Posts: 210 Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 11-26-2001 06:06 PM
umm.. was that supposed to be funny? or was that supposed to waste my 30 seconds reading your vanilla ice wannabe shit?wowowow IP: Logged |
The Pickle! Member Posts: 202 Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 11-26-2001 06:13 PM
Vanilla Ice 0wnj00IP: Logged |
The Pickle! Member Posts: 202 Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 11-26-2001 08:40 PM
Yo Vanilla, kick it one time, boyyyyyyy Yo, VIP,
Let's kick it! All right stop Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo--I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle. Dance Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less that the best is a felony Love it or leave it You better gain way You better hit bull's eye The kid dont play If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X) Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon Burning them if they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby Waving just to say HI Did you stop? No--I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine-- All I heard were shells Fallin on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke Police on the scene You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X) Take heed, 'caese I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast Other DJ's say, "Damn" If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem Yo--I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it. Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X) Yo man--let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Ice Ice baby Too Cold Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold (3X) IP: Logged |
Jedi Cowboy Member Posts: 7 Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 11-26-2001 09:32 PM
Hey, I think Vanilla Ice plays subspace now... He uses the nick Militant Poet.
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