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The Pickle!
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posted 11-25-2001 11:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Pickle!   Click Here to Email The Pickle!     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
To the Offspring's "Fly for a White Guy"

Maui sau chi, kia maya sayan tao
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
And all the faggot say I'm pretty fly for a riceboy...

You know it's kinda hard now
to buy domestic
A ricer isn't cool
but he thinks it anyway
He may not be fast
and he may not have style
but everything he lacks well he pulls it from his ass
Refrain:
So don't try and race
it don't accelerate
and you know it wasn't really worth it anyway He's gonna tear it up, the
gears are shot for you know now, for you know now
So if it don't go, just suck it in
at least now you know you should always buy American

The world hates
riceboys
hey what's with that huge ass wing?
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
And all the faggot say I'm pretty fly for a riceboy...

He needs some new mods now
not just a five inch tip
He couldn't find a turbo
so he bought a racing stripe
Now cruisn' in his Civic
he sees Mustangs as he pass
and if he tries to pimp it
they're gonna kick his japcrap ass

So don't try and race
it don't accelerate
and you know it wasn't really worth it anyway He's gonna tear it up, the
gears are shot for you know now, for you know now
So if it don't go, just suck it in
at least now you know you should always buy American

The world hates
riceboys
hey what's with that huge ass wing?
Now he's revving up his VTEC
yeah he's making Minute Rice
He asked for premium 93
but they gave him soy sauce
Friends say hes tryin to hard
and hes not quite in
But in his own mind
hes the rice king
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
And all the faggot say I'm pretty fly for a riceboy...
So don't try and race
it don't accelerate
and you know it wasn't really worth it anyway He's gonna tear it up, the
gears are shot for you know now, for you know now
So if it don't go, just suck it in
at least now you know you should always buy American The world hates
riceboys
hey what's with that huge ass wing?

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wald0
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Registered: Jan 2001

posted 11-25-2001 11:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wald0   Click Here to Email wald0     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Pickle!:
Now cruisn' in his Civic
he sees Mustangs as he pass
and if he tries to pimp it
they're gonna kick his japcrap ass

this is my favorite part

...probably cause i drive a 64 mustang

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daz
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posted 11-26-2001 12:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for daz   Click Here to Email daz     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
lol. I love mustang drivers who get a kick off of beating civics. nothing takes more skill than beating a japanese grocery-getter in a muscle car.

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wald0
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posted 11-26-2001 12:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wald0   Click Here to Email wald0     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by daz:
lol. I love mustang drivers who get a kick off of beating civics. nothing takes more skill than beating a japanese grocery-getter in a muscle car.

i might get kicks out of beating little 4 bangers, but i dont only race them. when i get my 289 v8 in there it'll be a hell of a lot faster than it is now with an i6.

hondas are funny

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Dodj
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posted 11-26-2001 09:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dodj     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
rofl, u beating a civic and all, since they're just built for speed.

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The Pickle!
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posted 11-26-2001 04:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Pickle!   Click Here to Email The Pickle!     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
most of the little civics and gay cars like that always pull up to me and rev THEIR engines....(swarm of bees sound)....this is how it happens in most cases. You just hafta smoke them and make them feel stupid then.

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EviL^JeDi
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posted 11-26-2001 06:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EviL^JeDi   Click Here to Email EviL^JeDi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
umm.. was that supposed to be funny? or was that supposed to waste my 30 seconds reading your vanilla ice wannabe shit?

wowowow

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The Pickle!
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posted 11-26-2001 06:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Pickle!   Click Here to Email The Pickle!     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Vanilla Ice 0wnj00

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The Pickle!
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posted 11-26-2001 08:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Pickle!   Click Here to Email The Pickle!     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yo Vanilla, kick it one time, boyyyyyyy


Yo, VIP,

Let's kick it!

All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo--I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance
Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less that the best is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye
The kid dont play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby
Waving just to say HI
Did you stop?
No--I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine--
All I heard were shells
Fallin on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)

Take heed, 'caese I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other DJ's say, "Damn"
If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem
Yo--I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)

Yo man--let's get out of here!
Word to your mother!

Ice Ice baby Too Cold
Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold (3X)

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Jedi Cowboy
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posted 11-26-2001 09:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Cowboy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey, I think Vanilla Ice plays subspace now...


He uses the nick Militant Poet.

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