posted 05-25-2001 12:28 PM
**this is one of david letterman's old top 10's, i thought it was pretty funny**10. "Oh my God, we're missing the Bradley-Gore debate!"
9. "Uh guys, it's only the third inning."
8. "Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton, and I want to be your senator."
7. "This reminds me of last night at your sister's house."
6. "I can't move my hands--will somebody scratch me?"
5. "Oh, so that's what Luis Sojo's cleat tastes like."
4. "I'd like to talk to all of you about the benefits of Scientology."
3. "The season's over, so I'll finally have time to treat this mysterious, oozing skin condition."
2. "Mmm, you smell like fresh lilacs."
1. "This is man-tastic!"