posted 05-23-2001 07:54 PM            

The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too. - Henry Louis Mencken

Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love. - Peter Wastholm

Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them. - Mae West

You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside. -Heathcote Williams

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon. - Unknown

Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them. - Unknown

Love: A temporary insanity cureable either by marriage or by removal of the influences under which he incurred the disorder. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than the patient. - Ambrose Bierce (cool dude btw)

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? - Benny Hill

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends. - Cindy Lew

Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me. - Ambrose Bierce

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The only absolute knowledge worth attaining is that your life is meaningless. -- My life? Well now, that's another story... -Dr. Squid

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right. - Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I'll come up and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me. - Tallulah Bankhead

A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feeling as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to enhance all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty. - Albert Einstein

Every man I meet is in some way my superior. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

posted 05-24-2001 03:46 PM            

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Originally posted by studley-do-right:
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too. - Henry Louis Mencken

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I like this one

posted 05-24-2001 04:32 PM         

Remember son, lifes a bitch then ya marry one, then ya die, that is of course after shes taken all your money, your kids, your health, your pride, your car, your house, your golf clubs............ - My Dad

posted 05-24-2001 09:54 PM         

Well, the most influential man of his time in the list has to be quoted. I'd say go with Benny Hill. =)

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BloodDrinker

posted 05-24-2001 10:26 PM            

The worst part about being smart is that you're always surrounded by idiots.

posted 05-25-2001 04:11 AM            

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too. - Henry Louis Mencken

posted 05-26-2001 08:24 PM            

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too. - Henry Louis Mencken

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon. - Unknown