The 12 Days of Christmas, one day late.
Posted by mackieman on Thursday 26th December, 2002

Try singing it to the tune of the real song, it should work.
On the first day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
A connection that was less laggy.
On the second day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
Two large bases.
On the third day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
Three warbirds hunting.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
Four months of privs.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
FIVE GOLDEN MIEW'S.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
Six lagbots scanning.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
Seven pans of Mom.'s brownies.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
Eight days without Pilot-X griping.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
Nine maddok's mooing.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
Ten silly noobies (to kill over and over).
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
Eleven non-vulch kills.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my squadmates gave to me:
Another year of playing.
Merry Christmas folks, here's to many more. Now someone find maddok's muzzle...